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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Life Tip #68

If you are a married father of two, spend time with your family.

If you are a married father of two and don't spend time with your family, do not spend time alone with an attractive 15-year old singer.

If you are a married father of two who doesn't spend time with his family but does hang out alone with an attractive 15-year old singer, do not commit adultery with the 15-year old singer.

If you are a married father of two who doesn't spend time with his family but does hang out with an attractive 15-year old singer, with whom he commits adultery, do not lie about it later.

If you are a married father of two who doesn't spend time with his family but does hang out with an attractive 15-year old singer, with whom he commits adultery and lies about it later, do not lie while you are under investigation for illegal steroid use.

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