If you are a married father of two, spend time with your family.
If you are a married father of two and don't spend time with your family, do not spend time alone with an attractive 15-year old singer.
If you are a married father of two who doesn't spend time with his family but does hang out alone with an attractive 15-year old singer, do not commit adultery with the 15-year old singer.
If you are a married father of two who doesn't spend time with his family but does hang out with an attractive 15-year old singer, with whom he commits adultery, do not lie about it later.
If you are a married father of two who doesn't spend time with his family but does hang out with an attractive 15-year old singer, with whom he commits adultery and lies about it later, do not lie while you are under investigation for illegal steroid use.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Life Tip #68
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