Life Tip #7

Don't steal a PS3.

If you must steal a PS3, don't hide inside the store from which you steal it.

If you must hide in the store from which you steal the PS3, don't hide in the heating ducts.

If you must hide in the heating ducts of the store from which you steal the PS3, don't hide near the security camera.

Ignore all the above if you already have enough cash with you to buy the PS3.