Life Tip #17

Don't try to sneak across the border illegally.

If you do try to sneak across the border illegally, don't make the attempt through a tunnel the size of a storm drain.

If you do try to sneak across the border illegally through a tunnel the size of a storm drain, make sure you are not over 200 pounds.

If you try to sneak across the border illegally through a tunnel the size of a storm drain and there is a 200 pound man in your company, make sure you get through the drain before he does.

Thanks to Mary for the tip.