Life Tip #18

Don't try to burgle your neighbor's flat.

If you do try to burgle your neighbor's flat, don't try to pick the lock on the door with a credit card.

If you do try to burgle your neighbors flat and pick his lock with your credit card, don't use your own credit card.

If you try to pick your neighbors lock with your own credit card and the credit card breaks in two, don't leave one half at the scene of the crime and the other on your kitchen table.