The other day I went to a concert. It was a big concert with a lot of skinny hairy people. The music was loud. It was so loud...
...The speakers danced to the music.
...A high pressure zone formed over the our town, pushing a weather system away.
...Aerosmith complained.
...Three cities over a mother begged her son to turn down his radio.
...The son's radio wasn't on.
...All the audience heard was a dull ringing.
...You could see the sound waves.
...The singer's vocal chords were rubbed smooth.
...No one noticed the difference.
...Shirley got hyphy.
...Anchorage, Alaska registered a giant 8.9 earthquake.
...There wasn't an unbroken glass or lens in the town.
...Bono, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie began a charitable campaign to curb global sound pollution.
...Al Gore made a documentary explaining that the rhythm of the music was making the ice caps melt faster.
...He also announced his candidacy for the Presidency.
...No one heard him.
2 comments:
Oh, is that what that dull roar was?
I wondered.
Is that what caused the 4.0 that we had in Vallejo?
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