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Friday, March 02, 2007

The Music Was So Loud...

The other day I went to a concert. It was a big concert with a lot of skinny hairy people. The music was loud. It was so loud...

...The speakers danced to the music.

...A high pressure zone formed over the our town, pushing a weather system away.

...Aerosmith complained.

...Three cities over a mother begged her son to turn down his radio.

...The son's radio wasn't on.

...All the audience heard was a dull ringing.

...You could see the sound waves.

...The singer's vocal chords were rubbed smooth.

...No one noticed the difference.

...Shirley got hyphy.

...Anchorage, Alaska registered a giant 8.9 earthquake.

...There wasn't an unbroken glass or lens in the town.

...Bono, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie began a charitable campaign to curb global sound pollution.

...Al Gore made a documentary explaining that the rhythm of the music was making the ice caps melt faster.

...He also announced his candidacy for the Presidency.

...No one heard him.


Jacqui said...

Oh, is that what that dull roar was?
I wondered.

Vev said...

Is that what caused the 4.0 that we had in Vallejo?