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Friday, March 02, 2007

The Music Was So Loud...

The other day I went to a concert. It was a big concert with a lot of skinny hairy people. The music was loud. It was so loud...

...The speakers danced to the music.

...A high pressure zone formed over the our town, pushing a weather system away.

...Aerosmith complained.

...Three cities over a mother begged her son to turn down his radio.

...The son's radio wasn't on.

...All the audience heard was a dull ringing.

...You could see the sound waves.

...The singer's vocal chords were rubbed smooth.

...No one noticed the difference.

...Shirley got hyphy.

...Anchorage, Alaska registered a giant 8.9 earthquake.

...There wasn't an unbroken glass or lens in the town.

...Bono, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie began a charitable campaign to curb global sound pollution.

...Al Gore made a documentary explaining that the rhythm of the music was making the ice caps melt faster.

...He also announced his candidacy for the Presidency.

...No one heard him.

2 comments:

Jacqui said...

Oh, is that what that dull roar was?
I wondered.

Vev said...

Is that what caused the 4.0 that we had in Vallejo?