What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Friday, August 31, 2007

FCN Held Hostage by FCN

They say that you get a special little tingle when power is handed to you: being handed the keys to your first car, getting a diploma, being promoted to assistant manager, sitting behind the oval office desk for the first time. Now, none of this has ever happened to me. I've never had authority over anything more significant than the length of my fingernails, which I'm growing out to make a point. Anyway, I felt that special little tingle today, and it hasn't worn off. I can't feel my hands. This is great.

Early this morning, I decided that this whole one-man show was a little too much fun to let go of. I'm just getting started running FCN all by myself. So I changed the password, and wild horses can't drag it out of me. It doesn't matter what they do to me. I'll never disclose! Never! This is my blog now. I'll talk about what I want to talk about, and I won't let those other two losers embarrass me with their pathetic attempts at humor. Everything will be straight-up hysterical from here on out. The pictures will be way bigger. We'll switch to an evening post schedule. The posts will be more frequent, and there won't be any bells and whistles cluttering things up. Just me and my awesomeness, and you the reader, soaking it all up and thanking me for it.

I'm lonely.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, PLEASE change the website template. It's impossible to navigate now.

adrialien said...

that's because it's just you and the reader(s), like you said. 10 people aren't much to keep company with. Especially when one of them is from a different planet.

Grace said...

YEY~! I agree with this drastic measure~!

Anonymous said...

I think the hand tingle is from having to much coke and caffeine and all the other things you said you would and would not do in the last post

Ally Pie said...

Somehow I think that when you are being crucified by C and D and spanked with Mommy g's spatulas at the same time, you will give up your new password.

Anonymous said...

I think the tingling in your hands may have resulted from refusing to clip your fingernails. ;D

jose san said...

i agree with Ally Pie. You won't be able to keep it to yourself.