What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Life Tip #94


Don't drink twice the legal alcohol limit.

If you are going to get drink twice the legal alcohol limit, don't drive.

If you are going drive after drinking twice the legal alcohol limit, don't keep doing it after your 8th DUI ticket.

If you are on your 9th DUI ticket for drinking twice the legal alcohol limit, it's probably easier to just pull over instead of slamming into several parked vehicles, destroying neighborhood yards, and fleeing from a police officers before crashing into a tree.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What ever happend to good old-fashioned walking?