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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Life Tip #95

Don't steal.

If you are going to steal, don't hold up the security guard of a parked armored car.

If you are going to steal from the security guard of a parked armored car, don't burn your getaway vehicle before you have committed the crime.

If you realize you have set your getaway vehicle on fire before stealing from the security guard of a parked armored car, just don't commit the crime instead of taking the money and burning it as the police arrive.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where there's a will there's a way. In this case there could be a will and a way... a will to get the money, and a way to go to jail, both rolled into one handy package!!!