In response to our note the other day discussing the impact of the latest dirt snap, Hannah asked whether or not we were able to get the mess cleaned up. The answer is yes, we the dirt was successfully removed, but not without some confusion See, we hired some dyslexic house cleaners – nice people who looked smarter when they weren't smiling – who didn't always see eye to eye with us on basic chores. The dyslexic cleaners...
...vacuumed the tiles and mopped the carpets.
...wiped the shelves and dusted the toilets.
...put away the laundry and folded the dishes.
...chlorinated the sink and drained the swimming pool
...scoured the floor and swept the pans.
...brushed the stove top and scraped their teeth.
...washed their hair and shampooed the silverware.
...tidied the flowers and pruned the sofa.
...made spices and organized the bed.
...ironed the garden and dug in the clothes.
...waxed the porch and stained the car.
...uncluttered the coffee filter and emptied the desk drawers.
...replaced the lawn and mowed the light bulb.
...polished the knives and sharpened the end table.
3 comments:
That wasn't funny. I have a good friend who struggles with dyslexia and it isn't something to joke about. .esnopser eht rof syawyna sknaht ,tuB
They cleaned up the drit, not the dirt.
Note: I'm a dyslexic cleanre to.
sounds like something I might do
JK
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