What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

FCN says: Don't Do Drugs

It's been brought to our attention by someone who actually knows about proper behavior that FCN's recent spat of drug-related content is inappropriate, to say it mildly. Desperate Student has been peddling c0c@!n3 on the street corners, an unnamed writer has been snarfing p3y0t3 down like breath mints or ibuprofen, and the blog has, in general, approached a very serious issue with a sort of gung-ho cavalier attitude that is thoroughly unbecoming. Or, it might be said, becomming of Mick Jagger but not a respectable member of society. 

We at FCN can't undo what's been done, but we can work to make it better. And so, we vow that from this day on, we're going Cold Turkey. We're discontinuing all drug usage unless it is prescribed by a licensed professional. No more trafficking, no more snarfing. We're on the straight and narrow from here on out.

We would like to offer a sincere apology to anyone in the FCN community who was offended by our attitude and actions (which could theoretically have been all six of you). Our lack of discretion on this issue is as embarrassing as it is pathetic, which is probably how it made it onto FCN in the first place. And of course, we offer a special apology and thanks to our sixth reader, SB, who lovingly but very, very forcefully guided us in the right direction. We promise to take this lesson to heart.

The FCN team don't do drugs.

11 comments:

Lady A said...

"The FCN team don't do drugs"

Is a Grammarian present?

OBLur said...

Does your list of things to go cold turkey on include Coke?

Princess said...

OK, guys.. One of your best blogs ever was on drugs.... And anyway, they weren't real drugs!
I say, art shouldn't be limited to socially acceptable material..

Grammarian said...

It's
"The FCN team DOESN'T do drugs" NOT
"The FCN team don't do drugs." unless of course there is only one person writing all these posts. But I know for a fact that there are more than one of you.

Lady A said...

I know, grammarian. I couldn't believe that they actually siad that.

And besides, isn't "team" plural?

But anyways,

"FCN Don't don't do drugs" don't work. (ANSWER: DOESN'T work)

Grammarian said...

Exactly. There is no "I" in team... But there is an "I" in Ice cream. I like ice cream.

Daniel F. said...

Hey, guys! "why are y'all complainin'!" Is not the orrator free to say what is on his mind within the contexts of this blog

Palm boy said...

Darnit, another form of humor has taken a shot from the Poltical correction crowd.

Those were funny posts.

Grammarian said...

I don't care what the heck "the orator" says in his blog. But Lady A asked for a grammarian! It's not my fault.

Kat said...

Oh, it's not that big of a deal.. I mean I didn't even notice.

Now I really hope it's not that big of a deal.

grammarian said...

(I didn't notice it either until lady a pointed it out)