What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Life Tip #25

Don't shoplift.

If you must shoplift, don't shoplift razor blades.

If you shoplift razor blades, don't shoplift a hundred dollars worth of them.

If you must shoplift a hundred dollars worth or razor blades, don't resist arrest.

1 comment:

Shhh! It's a secret said...

Did you learn that the hard way???