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Monday, April 30, 2007

Life Tip #26

If you aren't a police officer, don't dress up like a police officer.

If you do impersonate a police officer, don't wear a badge that identifies you as a "Federal Fugitive Enforcement Officer."

If you do impersonate a police officer while claiming to be a "Federal Fugitive Enforcement Officer," don't carry a toy gun and collapsible baton.

If you do impersonate a police officer while claiming to be a "Federal Fugitive Enforcement Officer" with a toy gun and matching baton, don't shoplift.

3 comments:

Lizzie said...

That one was absolutely rediculous! very funny.

Gracie said...

I'll have to try that sometime... *grins

Antoine said...

Great! Funny Status Updates