What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Friday, November 16, 2007

Post #366

For the last 377 days, we were eagerly anticipating an event that can never really be duplicated in the blogosphere: our first birthday. There's something about making it one whole year that establishes a blog; it gives us credibility. We've posted every day for the last year, more or less, and we've provided quality content every time, more or less. Okay fine. Mostly less.

But in any case, we're still around. We haven't grown much, but we sure haven't shrunk (probably because there was nowhere to go but up). We've added family members Uncle Wally and Mommy G. We've got much-loved readers like Adrialien, Chris, Trevor, Em, Batman, the dudes from rFCN ... even Anonymous, who really seems to get around. We've had our share of scandal and revolution. The steady downward spirals of our love lives have been carefully documented. We made contact with extra-terrestrial beings. We interviewed various leaders. We apologized 11 times. We almost drank enough Coke. We unveiled dangerous conspiracies. Heck, we even ate a whole mess of tacquitos.

Through it all, we've grown stronger as people, closer as friends, and more committed to our founding ideals of

Okay, it was clear that the above paragraph wasn't going anywhere so I jumped ship. Let's start over:

Through it all, we've posted a lot.

Well, sadly, after all that anticipation, we went ahead and missed our own birthday. We should have posted last November 4th, the day we first came to blogger. We could have blown candles and wallowed in nostalgia about how far we've come. But we totally blew it. After all that anticipation, that day was passed with no heralding whatsoever. We didn't even post that day! Sad, sad, sad.

So now, all we can do is do what we've always done.

We can apologize. We messed up again. Our first birthday is gone forever. But next year, we'll get it right. We promise. You can trust us. This time.

11 comments:

Christopher Yerziklewski said...

Hahaha! That was really good.

200 said...

That was hilarious. But why are there 5 candles in the picture?? You must have weird traditions. But then, fcn is a weird tradition, so I guess it fits. OK, yes, it does. You're forgiven.

Anonymous said...

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i am bored

Anonymous said...

Hey! Where is the minority people post? I know I didn't dream it because my friend read it too!

you can call me batman said...

aww, you guys. Happy birthday! next time, though, try to remember it...

adrialien said...

LOL! Congrats and thanks for all the laughs!

Grace said...

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. *grins
Oh, and know there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
- Lewis Carroll

I guess you only get un-birthday presents now, so here's one...
Happy belated birthday FCN!

big mo said...

happy birthday y'all. thanks for brightening up days at my location of higher education. also known as the school-place. or college. whatever.

ready for the longest birthday song on the planet? here goes...

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 ....

this is my birthday song, it isn't very long. HEY!!!

...

JohnR said...

Happy birthday! Just keep giving us updates on your ridiculous life and Coke addiction.

With a vengeance!

-J

guitarbob said...

A: Its taquitos. B: You should know your own b-day.

happy birthday

Anonymous said...

Why do you have more than one candle for your first birthday?