Don't shoplift.
If you must shoplift, don't shoplift razor blades.
If you shoplift razor blades, don't shoplift a hundred dollars worth of them.
If you must shoplift a hundred dollars worth or razor blades, don't resist arrest.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Life Tip #25
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Did you learn that the hard way???
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