The Brow Documents

FCN recently received the following email:

Dear FCN,

It has been brought to my attention that 2/3rds of FCN staff edit their eyebrows, as result of their teasing by someone who had purple hair, to which the retort was, "Oh yeah? Well, I don't have one eyebrow." Out of curiosity, I would like to know three things (feel free to embellish with as many lies as you want…I think it makes the stories more interesting).

1. The real (or completely hammed) story behind the unibrow
2. How long the F of FCN plans to leave his hair the way it is (including facial hair!) and how he decided to bring it to that state
3. If any of the FCN staff has experimented with electrical nose hair trimmers, and the resulting experiences (I've heard that they tickle).

Lady Éowyn

This email may have been more dead-on that its author intended. The fact is, all three of us trim. The story is an intensely complex issue - very close to all of our hearts. But we decided to bare our souls and expose ourselves to a short video documentary by an objective interviewer so we could tell our stories (the first video production from FCN since the Minnie the Moocher music video). At the last minute, C backed out of the operation, but F and N pressed on and created the video, which can be found here, which for those of you who don't click on things, is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-umnkaTv0U

Enjoy.