What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Life Tip #43

Don't drive while intoxicated.

If you must drive while intoxicated, don't speed.

If you must speed while intoxicated, don't text message your friends.

If you must speed while intoxicated while text messaging your friends, don't drive next to a set of railroad tracks.

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