What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Life Tip #45

Don't drive under the influence.

If you must drive under the influence, don't do so with your 11-year old son.

If you must drive under the influence with your 11-year old son and get pulled over, don't call your inebriated wife to come pick you up.

If you are the inebriated wife, leave your 9-year old daughter behind as you drive intoxicated to meet your drunk husband.

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