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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Introducing FCN Tales

Here at FCN, we zealously hold to our anonymity. It's not that we take pride in it. But we find it very comforting. Theoretically, if you find a post to be incredibly foolish or distasteful, you can blame any one of us because the statistical odds are that it was someone else. I was the last contributor to sign on to FCN. Sometimes I suspect the only justification for my existence is to pad the roster for blame-passing.

Anyway, it's become an unofficial sport amongst some FCN reader circles to guess at the identity of the writer. We were a bit surprised when we learned of this sport. We always thought it was tediously obvious who wrote what because our styles are so different. But apparently the waters are murky, and we're giving our nod to nerdy recreation by offering the following FCN manual in three installments.

For the next three days, you'll be treated to the same familiar fairy tale as told by each of the three FCN contributors. You'll get a chance to see each's unique style held in a side-by-side comparison, so theoretically you'll never have to wonder who wrote a post again. I, the F of the family, have consented to go first. Tune in tomorrow, when the instruction begins in earnest.

7 comments:

The Philosopher said...

Haha! That is so awsome. Looking forward to the challenge.

Savannah said...

Whoo-hoo!! That'll be so awesome! ;D

guitarbob said...

well, at least we know who wrote that....

Anonymous said...

Fun! Fun! Fun! A creative way to introduce yourselves. I will forever think of you as F1, C2, N3.

Matthew said...

Wow! You guys are awesome. I've been stuck looking for stylistic differences so long I was going insane.

Team Cheese said...

Pshaw. You guys are crazy...it's SO easy to tell who wrote which post. It's obvious that T wrote this post. Wait wait wait...it was DAN. I'm sure of it...or...was it C? Ummmmmmmm...never mind.

team cheese said...

No really...it's very easy to tell who writes which post.