What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Life Tip #49

Don't consume illicit drugs.

If you must consume illicit drugs, don't open your door without checking who is outside.

If you must consume illicit drugs and open your door without checking who is outside, don't be surprised when it's thieves coming to steal your pot.

If you must consume illicit drugs and open your door without checking who is outside and are surprised when it's thieves coming to steal your pot, please, don't cry to the police.

2 comments:

adrialien said...

ok, so where is today's post? u guys do know that life tips and notes to self don't count as posts, right?

Anonymous said...

I think thats an excuse to make them feel better about not posting