What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Life Tip #52

Don't drive while under the influence of alcohol.

If you do drive while under the influence of alcohol, drive a riding lawnmower.

If you do drive a riding lawnmower while under the influence of alcohol, don't drive on a state-patrolled road.

If you do drive a riding lawnmower while under the influence of alcohol on a state-patrolled road and get pulled over for "drinking and cutting," don't explain to the police that you are on your way to the liquor store to get more beer "for dinner."

Especially if your blood alcohol concentration is already 2 1/2 times the legal limit.

2 comments:

that's it? said...

um, you guys do realize that this doesn't count as a post, right?

adrialien said...

yeah, it totally doesn't. but i doubt they realize it.