Don't drive while under the influence of alcohol.
If you do drive while under the influence of alcohol, drive a riding lawnmower.
If you do drive a riding lawnmower while under the influence of alcohol, don't drive on a state-patrolled road.
If you do drive a riding lawnmower while under the influence of alcohol on a state-patrolled road and get pulled over for "drinking and cutting," don't explain to the police that you are on your way to the liquor store to get more beer "for dinner."
Especially if your blood alcohol concentration is already 2 1/2 times the legal limit.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Life Tip #52
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um, you guys do realize that this doesn't count as a post, right?
yeah, it totally doesn't. but i doubt they realize it.
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