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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Life Tip #51

Don't rob stores.

If you do rob a store, don't forget your gun.

If you do rob a store and forget your gun, don't try to convince the cashier that your permanent marker is lethal weapon.

If you are going to try to hold up a store with a marker, at least make sure ahead of time that the store has money.

1 comment:

Anonymouse said...

"that your permanent marker is [a] lethal weapon."