Life Tip #13

Don’t steal a car from a car dealership.

If you do steal a car from a car dealership, find a more creative way of conducting the heist than falsely claiming to have a gun and forcing the keys from the dealership’s front office.

If you do lie about being armed and force the dealer to hand over the keys, make sure the proprietor isn’t a black belt in karate and that there are no extension cords handy.