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Monday, February 05, 2007

Life Tip #9

Don't punch another student in class.

If you must punch another student in class, don't do it during a discussion of the death penalty.

If you must punch another student in class during a discussion of the death penalty, don't perform the act during a seminar titled Portraits of the Virtuous Life.

1 comment:

CountryGoalie said...

*snicker*

Whew. I must say, she should've followed Jack's advice: "Wait for the opportune moment." You know, like after class? In an alleyway?

Just my penny.